Pulling a Jessie

When you decide to come in work late everyday and then come in at 2am and immediately quit.

Cameron “damn bro ima bout to pull a Jessie “
Anthony “you too? I haven’t done shit all week.”
3 weeks later
Anthony “remember when Cameron was pulling a Jessie?

by Cameron354 February 4, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Comin of Jesus

When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.

Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting

by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021

ella and jess

Will light up your existence and turn your sad miserable life around. Their energy is unmatched merely being in their presence is incredible. They are the most iconic duo of all time .

person 1;"hey why are you so happy?"

Person 2: "just got my daily dose of serotonin"

person 1: "wow you saw ella and jess"

person 2: Yeh I have a permanent smile now!

by Abraham Ghandi March 1, 2022

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Jesuscracy

A nation ruled by Jesus.

The deep south is a theocracy, not a Jesuscracy.

by SatanChrist May 9, 2005

jesus jammer

An extreme Christian who insists on telling everyone around them how great they think jesus is. They also like telling you you're going to hell for...just about anything and everything you do.
Usually they Are in a cult "church"
Jesus jams- god music.

My aunt is a jesus jammer, she told my dad i was a lesbian and cried.

by tazra April 2, 2008