homiesexual

A gay man in denial that wants to do gay things but has an excuse to say that they're straight. Only gay men who think they are staright say Homiesexual

Hey man i saw this hot dude and i wanted to fuck him
So you're gay?
no bro im homiesexual

by affsagagrwvrvgsgd March 16, 2024

homie hopper

putts

she’s a homie hopper she’s been with half the group

by johndoee March 19, 2024

Homie Holiday

A holiday that you spend relaxing around your home with without a gathering of family or friends.

I am not attending the fathering this year, as we have decided to have a Homie holiday, this is a holiday that you spend relaxing around your home with without a gathering of family or friends.

by Gottariskit March 21, 2024

homiephile

The friend that despite insisting that it's not gay to do so, will constantly barrage the other homies gay-like actions.

"Bro Patrick keeps touching my nipple, is that gay?"

"No man he's not gay, he's just a homiephile."

by JustKrustus April 7, 2024

Homasexual

Fear of less than par

Mike is a homasexual and is terrified of birdies.

by Danathedominator April 13, 2024

Homasexual

An individual afraid of anything less than par.

Mike is a homasexual who is terrified of birdies.

by Danathedominator April 13, 2024

homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024