German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

Gẽrman

A backstabber. Was your best friend, WAS! Also, THE player.

Stacy: "Hey, have you seen Gẽrman late..."

Amy: (runs, at their fastest speed possible, away)

by JEt sKiiiiii April 22, 2018

German

The most feared language among the swedes.

TOTAL AUSROTTUNG German lol

by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018

German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.

Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”

by megacheese69 May 4, 2018

german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.

That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy

by I sent flowers to myself February 8, 2018

Germanland

Land od fucking happiness until you have to get more concentration. German people hate jews and have awful woman

Do you want to get to germanland this week

by Paullogan April 5, 2018

Germany

Germany is a country in middle Europe. Currently a secret One-Party dictatorship under CDU, CSU and SPD, led by Angela Merkel.

Germany was a country with maybe the most interesting culture and history in Europe.

The future of Germany isn't going to be well, due to the current One-Party Politics.

Somebody: "Hey, what's up with Germany?"

German: "We are pretty much a few months away from a civil war, in which the 'radical right', that's how they are insulted, fight against the 'Refugees Welcome' people, who want to see Germany being enslaved by Islamists."

Somebody: "OMG YOU NAZI!!!"

German: *Doesn't even care anymore* "I'd rather be a Nazi than practicing radical islamism."

Somebody: *Twitters* "Today is officially punch a Nazi day!!!"

by Italy2003 May 10, 2018