ghetto platinum

When a welfare recipiant(usually black people) go to the store buy junk food, blunts, cigs and anything else except the essentials and they swipe their ACCESS cards. All paid for courtesy of tax payers and job holders

Must be nice to buy all that shit with a ghetto platinum while I sit back and pay for it.

by clitman69 April 17, 2009

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blasters

homemade alcoholic beverages, often made of mouthwash

I was getting wasted on ghetto blasters last night

by Jake HHLD January 10, 2009

Ghetto Gold

Anything that gives someone swag.

That outfit is Ghetto Gold.

by DaRealistNiggaEver March 23, 2020

ghetto bottle

A big in size (usually plastic) bottle of some cheap strong alcohol. Usually something sweet that'll get you F'd up easy, it can be a homemade mix as well.

"I don't spend my money on multiple drinks, ima just grab my ghetto bottle and i'm lit bro!"

by Yung Nudl August 16, 2019

ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.

My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....

by pinkfoot February 2, 2009