one up feenix

a member of one up clan who hits all of his sniper shots until that one does miss

yo don!'t one up feenix a hunting rifle because he will clap you

by YTone_up_gamer October 28, 2020

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

jugs of baby feeders

A term for a woman's breasts, otherwise called boobs

"damn girl, you have immaculate jugs of baby feeders!!"

by PseudoDolt March 27, 2023

the full feeney

Scenario where an auto mechanic masturbates into an air filter before installing in a customer's car and charging them for the service.

Jesus, this car smells like semen! She must have gotten the full feeney during the last oil change.

by jay1142 April 2, 2023