When a Protestant invites their friends to dinner and asks the waitress for separate bills, as opposed to a Catholic Dinner where the host pays for each of their guests as a gesture of goodwill.
My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.
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When you’re so tired, you can’t cook, and just eat all the ingredients by themselves, one after the other.
Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.
Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.
X: I had a four-course deconstructed dinner yesterday.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.
by Evi1M4chine September 7, 2025
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Look kids, it’s an O’Donnell.
Joe: I think something was rummaging through my trash can?
Frank: I bet you it was an O’Donnell!
Joe: I think something was rummaging through my trash can?
Frank: I bet you it was an O’Donnell!
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Usually more of a formal dinner composed in one plate consisting of multiple elements more comparable to a Thanksgiving dinner example could be a plate of chicken with mac & cheese and olive oil bread with a side of roasted nuts
Usually more of a formal dinner composed in one plate consisting of multiple elements more comparable to a Thanksgiving dinner example could be a plate of chicken with mac & cheese and olive oil bread with a side of roasted nuts
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