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queen of drippin crotch 

One who walks around with sperm consistantly dripping from her crotch. One who is proud of having sperm constantly dripping from her vagina
Jenny is the queen of drippin crotch.

toddler crotch 

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.
Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.
toddler crotch by hakunamachado January 16, 2011

fire crotch

A person that has a fire in their crotch and needs to alleviate it by doing any of the following: bitch about life and/or delivers cookies to future fathers.
Sarah is such a fire crotch!
fire crotch by Jack Shau December 12, 2008

Mud Crotch 

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)
I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.
Mud Crotch by Stephanie D November 26, 2007

Fire Crotch

A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.
Look at that sonofabitch fire crotch, Jimmy, he's gay!
Fire Crotch by BlackFoxx December 28, 2005

taco crotch 

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.
Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.
taco crotch by John_K July 2, 2006