White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
by Dustocrat June 08, 2021
The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?
It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.
Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.
- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.
Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.
- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 02, 2018
Gay guy: bartender! Hand me that ice cold queer! The what?! The ice cold queer! It’s a gays favorite drink instead of ice cold beer!
by B-rizzle June 22, 2019
by ArmanFroster February 21, 2022
Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 06, 2023
A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.
by SovietRyan November 17, 2014
by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016