Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.

Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.

by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010

Chocolate Biscuit

Like the game 'Soggy Biscuit' But with faeces instead of Semen.

Jimmy: Oh no pops, I pooped last

Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!

by Efronfan August 1, 2009

chocolate bear

the best friend anyone can ever have. he is actually white and soo sexy. body is carved by angels. has a Jew-Fro.

I chocolate bear that ho.

by dan the man0001092 February 22, 2008

Chocolate Thunder

A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.

Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.

by Dish Master MB January 30, 2009

chocolate box

A person (male or female) who is not only good-looking, but charming as well.

Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.

by chocolate box May 2, 2006

Chocolate Hotdog

A steaming fecal mass!

Hold up, wait a minute... I gots ta drop off da chocolate hotdog, B!

by Rainsinger June 9, 2009

chocolate sailor

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.

He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.

by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006