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car meat

A proper definition of a car meet where a bunch of guys get together in an empty location to show off there cars, and therefore becomes a sausage fest.
Where’s the car meat at tonight?
by Nowyouknowkayla June 11, 2018
mugGet the car meatmug.

Taco car wash

after you cum in your girl; she slides her dripping pussy all over you.
Had to have a hot shower after I got a Taco car wash from my girl.
by AandS October 8, 2014
mugGet the Taco car washmug.

synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 4, 2015
mugGet the synthetic car hornsmug.

nigger car wash

When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.
After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.

Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"

Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"
by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008
mugGet the nigger car washmug.

Car-B-Q

an accident where one or more vehicles is on fire
did you see the car-B-Q at the corner of fifth and main? fire trucks were everywhere!
by Mace January 26, 2004
mugGet the Car-B-Qmug.

Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.
Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.
by Bwhereru April 9, 2010
mugGet the Cock Car Washmug.

car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
by vanillasparkle November 4, 2018
mugGet the car to table shoesmug.

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