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Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.
My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.
Salty Cracker by skeez October 11, 2004

cracker star 

To throw a saltine cracker at someone to try to inflict harm.

Man, Jeff just cracker starred me!
The room was in a mess form all the cracker stars.
cracker star by C MART December 28, 2005

Cracker Jacked 

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.
"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"
Cracker Jacked by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009

Cracker factory 

A white woman who has multiple children to collect money and food stamps from the state.
Candi is preggo again. She is a cracker factory!
Cracker factory by Cakes121282 December 27, 2010

Crackerdoodle

The act of eating a pumpkin pie while watching the television program Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen, not Ashton Kutcher.
Im so tired of this, im gonna head home and crackerdoodle.
Crackerdoodle by thewordguy1111 October 21, 2011

choc cocker 

1. somebody who likes to give anal sex, either gay or straight
'those faggots are real choc cockers'
'like shitting on a stick, that dudes a real choc cocker'
'hey faggot ride the choc cocker'
choc cocker by patchy36 April 23, 2005