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Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.
Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.
by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018
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doing the beef

He's a top melter def needs to do the beef.

Jeff: Hey guys do you mind if I stick on this All Time Low album for a bit? Jamesy: Nah lad were just back from a rave for 7 hours, what's ur name again? Actually dosent even matter just split lad and do the beef!

Clarke: Where's Jeff? Jamesy: Duno prob away doing the beef somewere.
by Tucker van blurt September 22, 2016
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beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.
Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1
by Linguistic June 2, 2016
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couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.
That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.
by cameronbeef November 7, 2013
mugGet the couch beefmug.

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.
Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless
by nishi06 July 12, 2011
mugGet the beef conditionedmug.

Beef Muggling

When a woman queefs on a guys ass or asshole
"His girlfriend and him were beef muggling last night"
by beef muggler's bestie January 29, 2022
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Hot Beef

A jalapeno-tinged expulsion of gas from the back door. Often the result of the decision to stop for gas station breakfast burritos.
We were somewhere around Barstow, at the edge of the desert, when we smelled jimmy's Hot Beef from the back seat.
by SpiralSuitcase August 13, 2019
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