Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

Dusty ArseHole

When you go to lick someones arsehole and you have to literally blow dust and sand off of it

I'm gonna lick your arsehole ........... nevermind you have a Dusty Arsehole

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

not arsed

Someone who do not give a fuck. Usually from northern moore and are probably a 6 year old with no manners.

"Safe hannah kath and Larne. I'm not arsed yanno."

"I'm not arsed that Larnes a poo stain or that Hannah drinks diet coke. I'm not arsed that Katherine is a princess"

by Klhc2k17dickheaaaaad March 2, 2017

genie-arse

1. A genie's ass

First definition of genie-arse by El-Cid on the youtube channel OneyPlays' 4th episode of "Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (Crash 1)" playthrough.

Source: www. y o u t u b e .com/watch?v=S9LsGirlzec

1. Look over there! That's a fine genie-arse if I've ever seen one!

2. Imma get som fine genie-arse tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know I'm all about them genies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by LastGentleman July 2, 2017

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

pie arse

Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!

Look at that baldy PIE ARSE over there!

by SH4779 December 6, 2017