Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

Baz Barnett

An overly long forehead due to the hair line receding or obscure hair colouring.

Fuck me you have a Baz Barnett

by Bivop May 29, 2017