Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad

That girl is such a jayla johnson

by Sluxreper June 17, 2018

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.

Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.

by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022

Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)

Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson

by There is nothing available August 18, 2021

DogPoop Johnson

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.

All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!

by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis

Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?

by stinkypickle May 30, 2018