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pimp that shit

when you are told to have sexual relations with a female and someone is concise and explanatory to you.
Mike, Pimp that Shit!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!
by why do you wanna know? May 13, 2005
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furlough that shit

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."
by tdnew April 20, 2009
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Crim shit

Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.

Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc
"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"
by RoganG February 7, 2018
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Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe
Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
by DairyMilker August 20, 2011
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mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022
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Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet
My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard
by Asshole110 October 30, 2019
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shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become
I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!
by Intent... April 22, 2009
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