I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad

David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

I’m sorry

What happened;
-schizotypal perSonality disorder
-all I want is you NOW
-haus for sale
-I’m a broke bitch who running out of money
-major depression
-listening to all the wrong ppl. Aka my mom

-our number (mine) got disconnected bday dates very sad it was significant

-What is life
-it’s getting hard to live
-why did you leave me
-depression still kickin my a
-bedridden

-empty consciousness

-body image issues I don’t feel sexy

-about to start self harming

-due to separation anxiety

-hospital bed awaits me
-what is wrong with me why can I never get it right

-feeling trapped and locked out
-never got help

-i need you to be my therapy
-distance kills
-Idk what happens next

-feeling like a burden to disclose my truths
-things have not been good

I’m sorry Idk how to text/communicate

Saddened by the misinterpretation; instant messaging gives me anxiety I was so happy that you replied Idk what to say didn’t want to say the bad things that happened to me. Still in recovery

by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 22, 2021

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport

Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 6, 2021

I’m dope

The same as “to be down”, but wih somewhat more excitement. A positive reaction to a proposal/suggestion.

“Wanna go to the game?”
“Yeah I’m dope!”

by Pharaoh188 May 10, 2021

I'm._.back_2

I'm._.back_2 use to be I'm._.back they are also a smoking hot babe everyone worships. Goes by any pronouns. They are a total bitch tho.

Have you seen I'm._.back_2 face reveal

Yeah, they were so hot I couldn’t help but cream my pants

by TOTALLY NOT THE OWNER 😳 May 12, 2021

I.M.F.E

I.M.F.E.O. means "imperfectly made for each other" a saying used for love one another, but the relationship they have isn't the most perfect one. But no matter the disagreements the s/o still love each other

"babe, why do we fight all the time?"
"because were I.M.F.E.O."

by Pluviophile May 18, 2021