shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Talking shit

The kinda crap my mom talks about my dad, other people she knows, and strangers.

Mom: {my name}, why would that woman wear something that draws attention to her ass when it's so big?
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn

by not_agreste July 13, 2019

Separate the shit from the krap

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.

My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”

by Pinners July 14, 2019

Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.

Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.

by Turry911 July 15, 2019

Shit

1. The actual fece(s) of an animal or human

2. The action of having to poop

3. Objects, things, or belongings
4. A verbal way of expressing emotion

1. "There's shit on my lawn ."

2. "Sorry, I have to go take a shit."

3. It took Sam hours to put away all of his shit.

4. -" Holy shit, that's amazing!"

-"Ah shit, what did you do this time?"

by NOVA_KILL July 17, 2019