Fuck ah E

Wen Yo Homie Do Somein Fuck ah E

Wen Yo Homie Do Somein Fuck ah E

by MoneyMakeMoves June 28, 2021

Fuck my twinkies!

A saying used to express extreme anger when your are told something unexpected...

guy 1: "Hey so that test in science is next week right?"
guy 2: "No dude that's TODAY"
guy 3: "FUCK MY TWINKIES!!!"

by angry student!!! February 5, 2012

don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

by Relic8 March 8, 2011

Too fucking hot

When someone is so hot you can't even find better words.

My husband is too fucking hot, I can't!

by Mabinogies November 20, 2018

0 to fuck yea

Can be quantified as 0 to 60+ mph, or 0 to 120+ kph roughly for the rest of the world.

I just test drove that new Audi man, that thing went from 0 to fuck yea in about 3 seconds!

by LaZyDuDe501 November 27, 2018

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.

64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"

by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017