Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.

I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.

by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022

kyo_the_cat06

An amazing person who cosplays and seems super sweet >:D

kyo_the_cat06 doesn't care about their haters.

by mayuzoomi January 11, 2022

CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS

A democratic orchestrated bailout of CHRYSLER MOTORS that led to a pathetic GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT to find a new CORPORATE GURU in the TRANSPORTATION industry for the troubled US GOVERNMENT and peeling support for pure PARSIMONIUS CAPITALISM.

Hey ELON REEVE MUSK wants to stop GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES and many agree with him but the problem is TESLA MOTORS AND SPACE X are the CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS that it's very existence of " as CHARLIE SAYS" , "massive excesses" depended on per item manufactured " government subsidy handouts and MOUNTED SCREWS from NASA (TAGALOG) formerly was called " corporate welfare " BUTT TODAY , you might call it " CORPORATE CANCER FAVORTISM".

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

cuthbert the caterpillar

Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth

Glorious feel really gentle and moist

Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious

by Bigbiggynig March 11, 2022

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

fish fry catholic

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.

Man, Jason is just a fish fry catholic. I never see him at church anymore.

by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022