a not sigma male who spends all day on Fortnite. He also has the tendency to be so glued to his console he doesn’t shave. Matthew is a quite obsequious little boy. He loves playing baseball with his friends and dreams of playing on varsity. Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll slam his gatorade bottle down!!
by TheFortnitesigma January 18, 2024
Get the matthew drinkwatermug. Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁
“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by wayatonne October 18, 2022
Get the Dylan Matthewsmug. Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.
by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025
Get the Matthewmug. 
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew: YOU LOOK LIKE MY BIG TOE
by ET at home December 31, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
Matthew looks like shrek
by habbababababbababbagaba69 February 11, 2023
Get the Matthewmug.