speedball

To cup one's fart in your hand and open it over an unsuspecting friend's nose.

Cody, Landon won't shut up, hit him with a speedball.

by Kellen Rust February 11, 2005

speed bagging

A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.

Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

by Phenomally December 16, 2006

speefing

Throwing up on your steering wheel.

Saw this girl parked next to me speefing in her car, yo.

by snagglejew April 21, 2013

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala March 11, 2007

Speed Typo Disorder

A disorder when speed typers repeatedly make typos because the speed of their fingers confuse the keyboard.

Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.

i just typied this sentense in 2 sec... ooops i mean 2... i mean 3

Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD

by Chitman July 16, 2009

Speed Charging

When you realize you phone, iPod, laptop, electronic is about to die as you are going to leave and you uselessly believe if it sits on a charger for five minutes it may last a few hours. Even though it makes little difference

Person 1: dude we need to leave what are you doing?
Person 2: Speed charging my phone it might last a little longer
Person 1: it doesn't help... I'm leaving

by Dante's inferno November 10, 2012