smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

brazilian smother monkey

Where a girl uses a dildo into a dogs butt and deep throats it balls and all

U want to try a Brazilian smother monkey

by Bunny 6969 April 12, 2017

smoosh

nice or sexy or good looking in general.

that chick was smoosh!
eww look at taylor very unsmoosh.

by woopdeewoopniggawhat May 30, 2007

Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.

Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!

by E-Rox April 12, 2016

smoot

noun: the residue left in the toilet after a person takes a dookie.

"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"

"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.

by H-tine Ridah February 4, 2010

Smoosh

When a person is extra smooth.

That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.

by Jason L Booth May 2, 2007

Smoothypoo

Nasty Diarrhea
Tends to resemble the shape and texture of a smoothy.
It kind of drips.

OMG! Is that Doe in Castle Crashers smoothypooing the entire getaway scene?

by Jesusloveseverybody exceptyou October 20, 2010