Cojizzle Slap

The art of slapping another man accross their face with your penis. Typically leaves a mushroom shaped welt on your cheek.
The Cojizzle Slapped me with his penis after football practice... That sick son offa bitch.

I wish I could get a Cojizzle Slap to the face, that would be so sexy.

I wanna Cojizzle Slap the Cojizzle and show him who's boss.
by Matt Foley April 1, 2004
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Slap Bass

A technique of playing bass, commonly used by Funk bassists and reggae bassists.

It is played with the fingers, and is used to create a popping sound from the string hitting the pickups. The player usually plucks less than the average bassist, and rather uses hammer ons and pull offs
Flea is usually known as the best bassist ever, because he plays slap bass instead of picking.
by Bob Johnski June 14, 2011
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sack slap

When a girl is giving you head and your nut sack slaps her chin, nose or cheek (depending on position), usually after a most-aggressive head bobbing.
Mary gave me a bj last night and she went down so hard she got a sack slap from me also.
by Walleye June 13, 2007
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Rainbow slap

Rainbow slapping is act of smacking your girlfriend/boyfriend in the forehead with your penis while they are asleep or not paying attention.
Brent love rainbow slapping his girlfriend when she sleeping
by Dough_boy270 June 2, 2009
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bitch slap

When two men fight like women, although not limited to just men. Can also be described for when two women fight like women. The phenomenon of bitch slapping is further pronounced when during this conflict both parties swat at each other like they are shooing flies/mosquitos regardless of whether any contact is being made. This activity is usually accompanied by high pitched whines, blubbering, sobs and sissified screaming.
Hey guys, stop bitch slapping each other and fight like men!

When John and Brad bicker they begin to bitch slap each other but no blows really land. Then they make up and get back together again.
by PuzZLeR November 26, 2006
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slap bet

Bet made on an item of trivia in which the losing party gets the shit smacked out of their face.
A: I think it's clavicle.
B: It's definitely tibia.
A: Slap bet?
B: Sure. (They shake.)

Later:

C: A bone named after the Italian word for flute is tibia.

(B smacks the shit out of A)
by heisenbergian August 29, 2009
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slap stick

when a man is about to jizz and the girl is un aware of it and he hits her in the mouth with it. basicly she uses it like "chapstick"
hey babe, would you like some....SLAP STICK!!?
by sir slapsalot January 30, 2010
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