Definitions by heisenbergian

slap bet

Bet made on an item of trivia in which the losing party gets the shit smacked out of their face.

A: I think it's clavicle.
B: It's definitely tibia.
A: Slap bet?
B: Sure. (They shake.)

Later:

C: A bone named after the Italian word for flute is tibia.

(B smacks the shit out of A)

slap bet by heisenbergian August 29, 2009

Farmville-for-real 

Raising fowl on your roof, like the Facebook game, but "for-real". Var: "Farmville-fo-realz". Often used in conjunction with "Eggs For Pot".

-Hey, did you see the coop they built on Dave's roof?
-Yeah, I heard those guys were getting Farmville-for-real.

-Where did you guys get such delicious chicken?
-Oh yeah, we went Farmville-for-real a while ago.

Farmville-for-real by heisenbergian August 24, 2009

Dangessential 

Quintessentially dangerous. Of essential danger.

-Have you seen their tub? It's dangessential. You could totally bust your head on the side of that thing.

Dangessential by heisenbergian August 23, 2009

Britsters 

An hipster who speaks in a fake British accent.

A: Hey, how are you?
B: Alllo guv'nuh.
A: Dude, you're from Ohio. You're such a Britster.
B: Cheerio.

Look at those Britsters playing croquet.

Britsters by heisenbergian August 23, 2009

Data exchange 

Fist pound. Real world fist bump (with flair). Act of greeting or camaraderie. Origin: iPod-ian.

(Two guys bump fists.)

Together: Data exchange!

Data exchange by heisenbergian August 23, 2009