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maple sauce 

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.
"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.
maple sauce by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008

dang sauce

Something to be bad. Used in place of a cuss word.
Mom: You woke up late, the bus left already.
Bob: Dang sauce! Im late!
dang sauce by connor1414 January 28, 2009

crapple sauce 

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
crapple sauce by shoosterjama July 31, 2009
when your girlfriend's mom accidently touches your testicles or penis or both when attempting to give you a towel.
Well when I was getting out of the shower before I swam, my Anna's mom pulled an el sauce when she tried to give me a towel.
El Sauce by the sauce master May 18, 2010

Cheeze Sauce 

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
When something is so win, they made it into a sauce.
Steven seagal's pony tail is so Win Sauce
Win Sauce by Betty Pierce April 15, 2011