big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

by Joe. Smith March 11, 2006

St. Mike’s-ing

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

by TheGuamian July 25, 2019

Mike Honcho

Patchy bearded,scrawny faced,peach fuzz

She missed a few spot whilst shaving drunk her JJ looked like a Mike Honcho...

by Loggerdogger April 24, 2020

hott mike

hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day

mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney

by kelly April 18, 2005

Biker Boy Mike

A somewhat denigrating nickname bestowed upon Mike Pence due to his weirdly absurd appearance in Iowa today on a growling Harley, designed to attempt to counteract his previously mild mannered persona verging on nonexistence.

Oh look, all decked out in black leather and looking sinfully tan and sexy, here comes Biker Boy Mike on his powerful motorbike!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023

on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

by Herbington March 01, 2016

Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023