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The word nigger, except each letter is switched to it's next one on the alphabet...

you etbjhmf mhffdq

wut the fuck are you saying

switch each letters to their following one

then go etbj yourself you bnbjrtbjdq i hate that idea of switching letters

by Dickhead Industries December 22, 2024

Muffed

To be squeezed by a girls thighs while eating her muffin and her pubes are tickling your nostrils.

I want to be muffed between my girls thighs.

by GG.6969 February 16, 2026

Muff, muUff, mufF

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Muffalo

Vagina that is larger than a camel toe or mooseknuckle with oversize labia.

I was watching a porno and this woman had a gaping Muffalo

by Psychicdragon April 26, 2025

Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025