May 18th 

national queen vanessa day!!!!

you heard me
on this day you celebrate queen vanessa from a hat in time no questions asked

oh my god its may 18th we gotta go to the manor get on your fucking scooter

May 18th by birbe lmao December 20, 2020

May 9 

This is the day that the sweetest kid is born on. They are very sweet and kind and funny. Not to mention they are very cute. Their smile makes you so happy and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

May 9 is a very special day

May 9 by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

May 11th 

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

May 11th by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 4th 

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

May 4th by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 5 

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

May 5 by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

May 13 

National ask your crush out day .
Ask your crush out on may 13 if you have the balls to do it 😂.

Justin:it’s may 13 bro .
Luka:damn I have to ask out Kylie .

May 13 by Jaiasnsnakkanaksnskw May 12, 2021

may the 15th 

May the 15th is to day to kiss your gf or bf or your crush

Ahh man you got to kiss her/him its may the 15th

may the 15th by POO ON JEFF May 14, 2021