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Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.
My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.
by Jungle11B December 5, 2017
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fruitfly

One who is either silly, stupid, or just acting ghey. Also: one that may not be leading a long life, if they keep up their behaviour. May be used either as a slanderous term or one of affection.
If Jeff Hardy were any more of a fruitfly, he'd probably make us all cry.
by Rev. Killjoy April 23, 2003
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Fruitboot

a tard muffin, not just for bladers.. but for idiots.. a new insult
by girlnotgrey November 10, 2003
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fruit fly

A straight (not strait) man that hangs with a gay man with an unparralled sense of style....
YO! Fruit Fly! Those jeans are tight! They musta been from your fag friend.....
by JT & MP September 24, 2005
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Fruit Bowl

noun. A large, hanging male scrotum. Usually for a scrotum to be classified as a fruit bowl, it must sag to nearly the knee cap area. This definition is contrary to popular belief that the male scrotum tucked between the legs and displayed from the rear is the only definition of fruit bowl.
Lisa turned around suddenly, seeing that Buck was quite naked and fulling displaying his knee slapping fruit bowl.
by mike burnz December 24, 2008
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fruit salad

When you play a slot machine, and all you get is a bunch of different fruit that don't help you at all.
Fuck this game, I get fruit salad every time I try.
by Mannemies August 4, 2008
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fruit loops

man.. me and my boy had fruit loops for dinner last night.. and dessert
by amanda June 1, 2004
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