french press 

verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.

Hey Cynthia let's go get a tarp and some Starbucks and do a French press at your grandma's house.

french press by WKF November 17, 2007

French kiss 

Something that the rapper Jadakiss apparently wants to give to some "faggots."

Jadakiss: Perhaps for instance, I give this faggot a french kiss
Biggie Smalls: Nigga you gay!

French kiss by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022

French Laugh 

A french laugh which is perfected by adam.

As England win against Austrailia in the Rugby World Cup, Adam does his french laugh!

French Laugh by Richard November 24, 2003

French Tissue 

The Tissue a man uses to wipe his penis after having anal sex with a women before he gets a blowjob. This can also be put in the womens mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.

Guy 1- I was having anal yesterday and my girl made me wipe my dick before sucking me off.

Guy 2- Thats a french tissue did you stick in her mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.

Guy 1- Yes it was hillarious.

French Tissue by PeakeandFisky August 10, 2010

French Cherry 

When one takes a cherry from the bunch and licks it all over and then puts it back with the rest.

Hey man I saw you French Cherry that cherry man, take the first one you lick bro!

French Cherry by Andy Rogy-Man July 6, 2011

French Trapezoid 

A sexual position that allows three men to all be inserted in each other's ass at the same time.

Hey, after we finish playing poker do you want to try a French Trapezoid?

French Trapezoid by Jim Fox69 May 8, 2013

French Melon 

A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.

Paige was covered in watermelon juice after she gave Tommy a French Melon.

French Melon by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013