dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
by shy <3 July 17, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. 
The Peak Alpha Male, eats pie to assert dominance, absolute sex god who has huge cock and has bitches waiting at his door to suck his dick
by The Unknown 2526 July 16, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by Yobigfqttoesa May 29, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan Piper is a amazing brother or boy friend. He works really hard. And never let's you down.He always says I love you and gives you a hug or a hive five.So if you ever find him give him a hive five or a hug.
Dylan Piperis the best boyfriend.
by Dylan Piper February 2, 2018
Get the dylan pipermug. Dylan is the most kind person you will ever meet. Now he may see sad on the outside and even though people like to take the piss out of him, if you get to know him you will realise how much of a kind person he is. His blonde soft hair will comfort any girl (Grace B) and his blue eyes put you in a trance you can never escape. If you meet a Dylan, don't be afraid to talk to him, and comfort him. It's the best thing you can do
by Batamn4783 June 27, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.
by HottieCheck March 4, 2022
Get the Dylanmug.