crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 1, 2019

flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012

Crotch-witch

Horny slut

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.

by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021

Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.

I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out

by Kommissar August 24, 2021

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016