A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
by TheMindsI February 27, 2011
In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.
Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
by Hbomb007 May 21, 2024
super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't
Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
by icecreamman..... January 02, 2014
An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits August 02, 2008
by stressedoutmum March 24, 2018
by DogeOfWow April 11, 2014