cock cheese

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

by Light Joker October 16, 2006

Squeeze Cheese

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.

Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

by The_Heartbreak_Kid January 15, 2006

gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.

dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!

by dee munee September 26, 2006

Chucky cheese

A spamtastic place to spend your best friends 15th birthday! Actually spelled Chuck E. Cheese

"Last night at my son's 3rd birthday party, I met a couple of hookers at Chucky Cheese."

by Alien Girrrrl. October 9, 2006

cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

hot cheese

a hot, nasty fart that smells like cheese

"hey dude! i just ripped a hot cheese!"

"It smells like hot cheese! Gross, who's responsible?!"

"this is a smelly target! i think someone let a hot cheese go!"

by wfheribdsa June 2, 2009

Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).

WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!

by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010