brown hornet

To poke your index finger in someone's buttcrack. This can be done with or without clothes and with or without a "buzzing" sound effect.

He was going up the stairs and knew he shouldn't have gone first because he felt his friend sting him with the brown hornet.

brown hornet by ValDawg July 21, 2006

Brown Bunnie 

A term for a black chick who doesn't like black guys and only dates and has sex out of her race.

Shaquita is a Brown Bunnie

Brown Bunnie by Cauculon January 23, 2018

brown cobra 

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.

"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"

brown cobra by Noobles February 1, 2009

brown trout

A large piece of crap left in the toilet late at night by my wife.

Damn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the crapper. Flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.

brown trout by McfukinNAstyN8 January 11, 2008

brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!

brown-nose by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006

brown ricer 

An african-american ricer

Ja Rule is such a brown ricer

brown ricer by Not Racist March 19, 2003

brown treats

the act of shitting in your partner's mouth

Danielle likes sucking dick, but she prefers Shane's brown treats.

brown treats by railmanMO July 14, 2006