Brandon

A Brandon is some one really cute and hot and will get all the girls. Until he pulls pranks on his girlfriends until the point where they break up. A Brandon is the type of person who is really nice, caring, and sweet person at first, then he turns into a absolute bitch and breaks the heart of all the girls he made fall for him until the point when they realize they can not live without him.

Wow Brandon is so cute and nice
*5 minutes later*
OMG hes such a bitch

by omg i dont want to do a handle November 18, 2018

Dark Brandon

Kamala Harris

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.

by Basstovsky July 31, 2024

Brandon

A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.

Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.

by ARealChadFoSho March 30, 2020

Brandon

Brandon

Let’s go Brandon.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

brandon giese

A kick ass person in what ever he does. People look at him and say holy shit I want to be just like him in every way possible

Brandon giese is a homie a brother and famliy member in the triangle of the three Musketeer

by Cadet HollyWood November 18, 2016

Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man

whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

by conroy 555 March 1, 2024

Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025