Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

Dirty Turkey

When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.

hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.

by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018

smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

quirky turkey

its what you call a person when they are being funny but annoying and you want to hug them but also punch in them face at the same time :).

“oh my goodness sir jacobstinky the lll you’re being such a quirky turkey”

by the creator of slirt May 24, 2021