Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 20, 2024

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash September 03, 2017

bacon bill

Bacon bill fuck eemmmmmm hahhahaahava

Bacon bill lol

by January 13, 2023

bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.

The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Stranger Bacon

When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.

Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!

by Young Jamal May 23, 2017

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 07, 2020