A serious topic, do not joke about this, a lot of humans are suicidal, this problem gets overlooked a lot, if you’re suicidal, call obavweve the jamaican scammer, he will take your robux and v bucks and eat your niggas so that you are starved of oxygen and bananas so that you stop trying to kill your own stupid Jamaican bombaclat,
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone
Allie: i’m suicidal and want to kill myself via suicidE
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12
by RobertJohnson motorola g6 64GB December 16, 2024
Get the SuicidE mug.Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
by Trollow December 27, 2024
Get the technical suicide mug.Shinjū (心中) is a Japanese term meaning "double suicide", used in common parlance to refer to any group suicide of two or more individuals bound by love, typically lovers, parents and children, and even whole families.
J: Anyone wanna commit double suicide?
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!
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Get the Suicide mug.When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.
Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
by an extremely depressed bandu July 28, 2025
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Our society has completely deteriorated because we have abandoned all honor codes. Honor suicides were a powerful mechanism to keep people's behavior in check, and without that, people ran amok for too long.
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Allowing the government to house migrants who've crossed the border illegal is a gesture of suicidal empathy.
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