Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

Poop Balls by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021

poop sluicing 

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

poop sluicing by poonanni October 1, 2021

Poop Villain 

A poop that is very difficult to take. A hostile defecation. Your butthole’s worst nightmare.

from the French “Peaux Vaillon” meaning “villainous poo”

After eating Taco Bell, I struggled with the greatest poop villain known to man.

Poop Villain by MudderButter October 21, 2021

poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.

Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!

poop streaks by nixontrix November 15, 2005

poop in a bag 

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

poop in a bag by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

poop crusties by Shouse March 19, 2008

Poop Spit 

When poop hits the water in the toilet and splashes your butt

Poop Spit is when you poop in the toilet and the water splashes up and hits your butt

Poop Spit by Daisy Mae 2005 February 19, 2011