mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)

me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!

by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023

Matea

God's gift

I saw Matea

by RizzsLisa May 21, 2023

Materboating

Materboating is an alternative version of motorboating. It’s when you motorboat multiple people at once, or when you want attention and try to get it in the worse way possible.

Eh up Barbra easy with the Materboating we have more guests coming in a minute

by Helpfuleating June 1, 2023

Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 23, 2023

Matei

the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.

Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!

by i am her lol June 26, 2023

mAtErIal SquArL

BEYOND BEING A material gworl

We can't all be material girls....
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.

SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!

by material squarl July 20, 2023

Matehaere

The sickest cunt out. Has a massive BBC and 6'3" atleast and a total billionaire

Matehaere? yea god at minecraft and pulls bitches

by anonymous July 30, 2023