St. Mike’s-ing

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

by TheGuamian July 24, 2019

Mike Honcho

Patchy bearded,scrawny faced,peach fuzz

She missed a few spot whilst shaving drunk her JJ looked like a Mike Honcho...

by Loggerdogger April 24, 2020

Biker Boy Mike

A somewhat denigrating nickname bestowed upon Mike Pence due to his weirdly absurd appearance in Iowa today on a growling Harley, designed to attempt to counteract his previously mild mannered persona verging on nonexistence.

Oh look, all decked out in black leather and looking sinfully tan and sexy, here comes Biker Boy Mike on his powerful motorbike!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

by Herbington August 19, 2016

Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016