Mike Pussner 

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

Mike Pussner by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

Mike and Kristan 

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

Mike and Kristan by K84 May 29, 2023

Mike's 

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

Mike's by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

mike ox small by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

mike dally 

Urban ball cruncher with much fro

I mike dally my way to the skate scene

mike dally by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023

Mike Wheeler 

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

Mike Wheeler by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 14, 2023

Mike Nelson 

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

Mike Nelson by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023