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The Lonely Mountain 

The Lonely Mountain, known in Sindarin as Erebor, referred to both a mountain in northern Rhovanion and the subterranean Dwarven city contained within it. In the latter half of the Third Age, it became the greatest city in Middle-earth.
The Lonely Mountain! Bilbo had come far and through many adventures to see it, and now he didn't like the look of it in the least.
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Broke Back Mountain 

When 3 gay guys (fags) perform an Eiffel Fower but the 2 in the end hug instead of high five.
The other night Gage and Shane hugged during the Broke Back Mountain with Matt

hot pockets and mountain dew 

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK 

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.
Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was

Minnesota Milk Mountain

When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota
Did you guys hear David was in a Minnesota Milk Mountain?

Minnisota Goat Mountain

When 12-25 men (males) amalgemate into a large pile, forming the shape of a mountain, then proceed to lick eachother's salty, sweat covered bodies, resembling goats licking the side of a mountain.
"Hey John, wanna join in on a Minnisota goat mountain this friday?"

"alright.."

do the do mountain dew

1. do the do mountain dew.
2. Can you do the do mountain dew?