blonde moment 

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

blonde moment by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

Funny Moment

Any occurrence that one can derive some sort of humor from. Often used in the context of Family Guy clips on YouTube, usually to mock the prevalence of the phrase "Funny Moments" in the titles of said uploads.

Peter Griffin: (farts on Meg) Hehehehehe
Family Guy YouTuber: Yep. That's a funny moment.

Funny Moment by LiberalDestroyer007 August 18, 2018

take a polite moment 

When you step out of the room to avoid offending anyone with the smell of your fart.

"Excuse me, I have to take a polite moment. Be right back."

Jeannie said she had to go get something in the other room, but we all knew that she wanted to take a polite moment so she wouldn't embarrass herself in front of Brad.

take a polite moment by sprinke January 28, 2011

Black people moment 

When people outside the African American community speak loudly for any & every reason & take action for either a violent or nonviolent reason

Person 1: Dude , how's that fried chicken , macaroni & collard greens

Person 2: Its so good that I'm having a black people moment

Black people moment by Faithmoriahfaith June 15, 2016

Denny's Moment 

When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)

"Oh fuck... let's go, i gotta get home - i just had a Denny's Moment.."

Denny's Moment by ClarenceT September 27, 2003

cesya moment 

A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but originally stated with that not in mind at all.

History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".

Amanda: "I gotta get off the phone I'll talk to you later, I have to get in the shower before I go out."

Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"

Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."

cesya moment by Amanda M. Nagle January 14, 2008

jeff moment 

Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.

"Jeez, what's wrong with kat ?"
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."

jeff moment by StephJay March 8, 2008