Area between your legs, whether male or female. Contains either the vagina or a penis and/or two (2) testicles. In certain cases (Ie, Rosie O'Donnel) may be found in combinations there-of.
"I like touching my groin in public"
When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)
"Oh fuck... let's go, i gotta get home - i just had a Denny's Moment.."
What homosexuals use in leu of the full term "Shenanigans", popularized by the movie Super Troopers.
"I swear im gonna pistol whip the next person that says 'Shananigans' "