dirty mile

When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.

Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!

by Meowsy777 April 2, 2020

University of Wisconsin Milwaukee

If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.

Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee

by Ellen DeGeneres August 27, 2012

mommy milkers

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no matter the color no matter the size theyre all hot. If YOU are an ass guy youre probably 12 but if ur not twelve and ur still an ass guy well then- get ur eyes checked pls. anyways these wonderful mommy milkers are not only used for feeding children but they are also very very squishy some less squishy some more squishy !! we ❤ the sag too ofc !! all mommy milkers r so perfect and amazing

eda: hey dude ur mommy milkers r nice !!
aramantha: why thank you urs r even nicer !<3

don't compliment strangers like this lol its uncomfortable

by iheartjadewest January 22, 2021

milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

Milked Dry

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.

John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

by Mr Blonde Clifton May 11, 2009

pussy mileage

noun.

the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage

Paris Hilton has a high pussy mileage

by pussy mileage calculator May 25, 2011