Max's Law 

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

Max's Law by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

Max van Brugklas 

A very sexy man. He is famous for his role in the Dutch show "Brugklas" what's about a group a teens starting highschool. He also has a sexy role in "Misfits" what has as for today 4 movies and a series

Max van Brugklas also has a dark alter ego called Pablo, you can recognize him by his dirty mustach. If you spot Pablo you can do two things; the first thing is run, just run as hard as you can and as far away as possible. If you can't run away play dead that way he can't see you and he will eventually go away on his own.
Live Laugh Love Max van Brugklas.

Person 1: Hey, what would you like your next home to have?
Person 2: I would like to have a penetratie gat in the garden, Max van Brugklas also has one and he's really sexy.

Max van Brugklas by Penetratie gat 69 August 26, 2023

Max Paigonist 

someone with mad levels of paigonism

Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover was designated the max paigonist

Max Paigonist by jackharlowcombomeal September 10, 2023

Max Bush 

A large homosexual, furry loving creature who thrives on the rotten flesh of Kankles

Did you see that guy? When he eating that fat chick he was a total max bush

Max Bush by XxTrencherxX October 6, 2012

Max special

A sideways scissor kick developed in south London in the late nineties and early noughties

"Wow, that was some Max special"

"He's smashed it straight into the onion bag with a textbook Max special!"

Max special by footballfan888 May 19, 2016

Max. (period)

Yet another impossible DDR song, only a few have beaten it. It is the latest song in the Series of the "Max's", the hardest songs yet. They are, in chronological order, Max 300, MaxX Unlimited, The Legned of Max, and now Max. (period). Max. (period) isn't well known, as it is only available on the Japanese console version of DDR Extreme. It starts at 300 BPM, slows to 150 at one point, then rises all the way to 600, which is insanity at its highest. I once saw a video of someone A'ing the song on feet, and I wonder if Yasu or Take could beat it or not.

I have AAA'd all the Max's. I'm gonna try to play Max. (period).

*2 minutes later*

ARGH I AM DEAD *dies*

Max. (period) by Roulette February 13, 2004

Max Frederick 

someone who still gets 3 stars on guitar hero while playing easy and is an upper class men in High School, and has been playing for about a half year. Also wont let others watch Pokemon because he/she wants to fail in life while playing guitar hero.

Man, that loser is a real Max Frederick for not being able to get more than 3 stars on "Paint it Black" on guitar hero.

Max Frederick by stewertamazing December 24, 2007