May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 4, 2022

May 29th

international girlfriend day go appreciate your girlfriend. tell her you love her and hangout with her

zak: hey baby wanna hangout

liz: yeah it is national girlfriend day

zak:i know i could never forget May 29th

by dghnvhjvd May 29, 2021

May 20

Heterosexual day

Even if you are gay, at least for one day May 20 you will be normal on heterosexual day

by MindSetforYou May 20, 2023

May 24

if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.

you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!

by lucyxxxxxx May 3, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

May 27

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

by LOLOL_ez May 27, 2022

The May Turn

Theresa May announcing a policy and then quickly doing a u turn when she realises it's unpopular.

I am, today, announcing that the dementia tax I announced yesterday is not a dementia tax. I am performing the May turn.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017