King Marine 

King Marine tottaly rulesa ur dominion. Marine enjoys long walks in ur death and makes 100% XXX pure moonshine outta ur chullin! He's down with Tom the nija, who he teamed up with to smite Slushy the armadillo/stegasaurus, who sux maja ballz. Marine, in his Disco doom 70's pimpmasta funka dont kno like a mofo outfit pierced his heart! But then slushy tied marines hands up his ass and decampamatated his life! But Tom the ninja band-aided his life back on his neck, and decapamataed slushy by WAILING on his guitar!!!!! BEOWN!! Of course, Marine h8s elevators and squirrels, and is dangerously cheesy!!! Hes a b-ball fiend, and his haus is a plant in whench to change yo chullin ta m00n5h!n3!!!1! Heloves sketchin moonshine on the bay, and chasin little chullin on his marine-mobile/mini-bike. He is 4 ft tall, raelly short legs, white hair, a beard, AND HE'LL KILL U!~!His real name is DICK MARINE AND HE DEMANDS $ THINGS YO!
1)RESPECT
2)SPIRIT
3)Chullin
4)Moonshine(& cheese)
MARINE'D

If it looks like a Marine, tastes like a Marine, then it must be a KING MARINE!

King Marine by Ninja Ninjar March 30, 2004

king james 

lebron james

king james cant dunk but he rains them 3's

king james by king james the 3rd February 22, 2009

King Ding

Stoopid mofo who likes to walk into poles in year six and eat copper sulfate cuz he thinks it makes him live foreva .. stoopid mofo. Also thinks he can hook in with all gurlz

Err Wat De Fak I Luv CuSo

King Ding by dOdge. March 23, 2005

King of Leisure 

"King of Leisure" is a phrase used to describe a man whose occupation involves little or no actual work, and is more comprised of downloading entertaining content from the internet and emailing friends or relatives, or even observing the local bird culture. The phrase is derived from the history of an individual named Chuck, who was the original King of Leisure.

The King of Leisure checked his three main email addresses again that hour and responded to any new interesting messages before flipping through the stack of invoices on his desk again. Clearly this would be too much to deal with at the time so the King decided to do a little shopping at Amazon.com, after getting up for another cup of coffee. But the coffee sent him back to the restroom where he read the entire newspaper before returning to his desk. This pattern suited the King of Leisure and he would maintain it for the duration of his employment.

King of Leisure by Wrathgar July 1, 2006

king king 

A ridiculous 'pet name' for a womans vagina. At the same time also capable of having no possible connection to a female or even their anatomy in any known way to speak of. Queen Queen would probably have been a better choice in some respect.

Well, did you kick your sister in the king king or didn't you?

I need new panties, you can see my king king through these!

king king by woota8 November 24, 2011

King simp 

A mega simp. A man who turns his back on his children or child for a bitch. King of all simps basically. See definition simp for more info.

Tommy is a king simp.

King simp by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021

King of The Hill 

A very boring show about a boring family in Texas.

Man, King of The Hill just ruins the sunday Fox line up.

King of The Hill by Ev1990 May 13, 2009